I can’t wait to be pulled out of the Rhine entangled into a giant pretzel like a fish in a six pack holder 🤷🏼♀️
Die Amazon-Produktbilder dazu sind auch Gold wert.
[Image transcription:] Three pictures of a couple, a man and a woman, enjoying a traditional German summer romance with their customary giant inflatable Bretzel.
i work at a children’s hospital. as per hospital regulations, all employees have to go through regular fire safety trainings. most of it is pretty standard. and then there’s the Baby Vest.
it looks like this:
it fits six babies. and in the event of a fire we’re literally supposed to just put it on, fill it with babies, and then evacuate the building.
strapped with multiple babies in holsters like a golden age pirate
In Malie City, there is a tourist in the library who will tell you that using the TM “Fly” outside of battle is actually forbidden in Alola. ONLY official pokerides like Charizard can be used to fly around the region if you have a pager. SO NATURALLY This little comic was all that I could think of after meeting said NPC :’D I can only imagine how many times Alola’s poor police officers have to pull over tourists and trainers who are not familiar with the rules…
Thought “to all our bra wearing friends” was the politest way to ask us for bra pieces and it’s for such a worthy cause. Any extra eyes on this is worth it. 🐢🐢🐢🐢
